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27th August 2014

Text reblogged from "you'll be fine!"

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

Tags me2

25th August 2014

Chat reblogged from our communal heart

  • cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
  • cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop

Tags cat cat cattruth

24th August 2014

Text reblogged from tall and nerdy

lucashemmingsy:

in all my years of fic reading

this remains my favorite tag i’ve ever seen on a fic

image

Tags fucking incrediblensfwi'm....

18th August 2014

Photo reblogged from You'll always be my clash at demonhead

m4ge:

Don’t eat this chocolate
Don’t get me wrong, I adore dark chocolate. It’s my favorite type of chocolate. Milk chocolate and gross white chocolate are trash in comparison to the godliness of dark chocolate. My little brother agrees, so naturally when we saw a bag of delicious ghirardelli intense dark chocolate at the store we decided to get it and go to town on its contents. Treat yourself, I guess
This was a mistake. This is not a bag of delicious chocolate. This is a bag of demon squares
It has the texture of chalk. But like, not normal chalk. Some kind of mysterious smooth chalk you found in a drawer from 10 years ago. You can’t even taste it for a moment when you first bite into it. You just feel like you have a lump of flat chalk sitting your mouth like you’re an idiot kindergartner. So you start chewing your chalk lump. And then Lucifer himself pisses directly into your mouth
Once the demon chalk is mixed with your own innocent saliva it’s like a tidal wave of bitterness and regret takes over your mouth. The tsunami sirens are going off, millions of tourists are dead wow. You struggle to swallow it because Satan is holding your mouth open and is continuously urinating directly on your tongue. You finally beat him off of you and swallow the lump of despair you once called chocolate. The aftertaste doesn’t disappear until you swig mouthwash for like 5 minutes straight
After staring at each other for a brief moment, my little brother said “let’s never experience that ever again” and we shoved the bag of children’s nightmares into our pantry

m4ge:

Don’t eat this chocolate

Don’t get me wrong, I adore dark chocolate. It’s my favorite type of chocolate. Milk chocolate and gross white chocolate are trash in comparison to the godliness of dark chocolate. My little brother agrees, so naturally when we saw a bag of delicious ghirardelli intense dark chocolate at the store we decided to get it and go to town on its contents. Treat yourself, I guess

This was a mistake. This is not a bag of delicious chocolate. This is a bag of demon squares

It has the texture of chalk. But like, not normal chalk. Some kind of mysterious smooth chalk you found in a drawer from 10 years ago. You can’t even taste it for a moment when you first bite into it. You just feel like you have a lump of flat chalk sitting your mouth like you’re an idiot kindergartner. So you start chewing your chalk lump. And then Lucifer himself pisses directly into your mouth

Once the demon chalk is mixed with your own innocent saliva it’s like a tidal wave of bitterness and regret takes over your mouth. The tsunami sirens are going off, millions of tourists are dead wow. You struggle to swallow it because Satan is holding your mouth open and is continuously urinating directly on your tongue. You finally beat him off of you and swallow the lump of despair you once called chocolate. The aftertaste doesn’t disappear until you swig mouthwash for like 5 minutes straight

After staring at each other for a brief moment, my little brother said “let’s never experience that ever again” and we shoved the bag of children’s nightmares into our pantry

Tags foodi love this review

17th August 2014

Video reblogged from admiring my manliness?

(Source: clintobarton)

Tags mcufirst of all how dare ugif

16th August 2014

Quote reblogged from ✿ Stay With You Stay With Me ✿

ERIK NO!
— ancient x-men proverb  (via daysofuturepast)

(Source: vulcsmash)

Tags xmen

11th August 2014

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one of my favourite things about going through the ota tag looking for cosplay pics is the random hall shots in which people look dead inside

bc those people know how i feel going through the tag. 

9th August 2014

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ready for a night of pulling hanji away from the jaws of titans. moblit lyf #me #snk

ready for a night of pulling hanji away from the jaws of titans. moblit lyf #me #snk

Tags mesnk

9th August 2014

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#me and rel

#me and rel

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9th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Tiny Wings Craft Shop

tinywingscraftshop:

I found Meelo and Ikki!!! Cuties~

Meelo is windything 
Ikki is awknaut

tinywingscraftshop:

I found Meelo and Ikki!!! Cuties~

Meelo is windything
Ikki is awknaut

Tags meotakonlok

8th August 2014

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be da leef #me #lok

be da leef #me #lok

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7th August 2014

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#me taking a selfie of other people taking a selfie

#me taking a selfie of other people taking a selfie

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7th August 2014

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I was going to post a “see u guys at otakon” waving selfie but then I remembered that I took pictures after throwing every cat toy in the household at casey last night and that was way more important 

still. see y’all at ota!!

I was going to post a “see u guys at otakon” waving selfie but then I remembered that I took pictures after throwing every cat toy in the household at casey last night and that was way more important

still. see y’all at ota!!

Tags casey

7th August 2014

Text reblogged from ✿ Stay With You Stay With Me ✿

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

Tags omfgi'm laughing for real right now

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