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I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
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in all my years of fic reading
this remains my favorite tag i’ve ever seen on a fic
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Don’t eat this chocolate
Don’t get me wrong, I adore dark chocolate. It’s my favorite type of chocolate. Milk chocolate and gross white chocolate are trash in comparison to the godliness of dark chocolate. My little brother agrees, so naturally when we saw a bag of delicious ghirardelli intense dark chocolate at the store we decided to get it and go to town on its contents. Treat yourself, I guess
This was a mistake. This is not a bag of delicious chocolate. This is a bag of demon squares
It has the texture of chalk. But like, not normal chalk. Some kind of mysterious smooth chalk you found in a drawer from 10 years ago. You can’t even taste it for a moment when you first bite into it. You just feel like you have a lump of flat chalk sitting your mouth like you’re an idiot kindergartner. So you start chewing your chalk lump. And then Lucifer himself pisses directly into your mouth
Once the demon chalk is mixed with your own innocent saliva it’s like a tidal wave of bitterness and regret takes over your mouth. The tsunami sirens are going off, millions of tourists are dead wow. You struggle to swallow it because Satan is holding your mouth open and is continuously urinating directly on your tongue. You finally beat him off of you and swallow the lump of despair you once called chocolate. The aftertaste doesn’t disappear until you swig mouthwash for like 5 minutes straight
After staring at each other for a brief moment, my little brother said “let’s never experience that ever again” and we shoved the bag of children’s nightmares into our pantry
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one of my favourite things about going through the ota tag looking for cosplay pics is the random hall shots in which people look dead inside.
bc those people know how i feel going through the tag.
ready for a night of pulling hanji away from the jaws of titans. moblit lyf #me #snk
#me and rel
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I found Meelo and Ikki!!! Cuties~
Meelo is windything
Ikki is awknaut
be da leef #me #lok
#me taking a selfie of other people taking a selfie
I was going to post a “see u guys at otakon” waving selfie but then I remembered that I took pictures after throwing every cat toy in the household at casey last night and that was way more important
still. see y’all at ota!!
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if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
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